It’s enough to make you cancel your reservation

Originally posted on Blogdramedy:

A vacation is supposed to be your time away from the crazy. Remind me never to travel to any of the same vacation spots these people have booked. I’ll take that upgrade and trade you a bus tour of “OH MY GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS!”

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS”:

1. “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”

2. “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”

3. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.”

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Fuck you, Ann Coulter

So Tessa sent me a link to this article titled, “America’s Favorite National Pastime: Hating Soccer” by Ann Coulter.

I’ve grown indifferent to the general attitude towards (real) football, aka soccer, in the U.S. My argument is that your opinion is invalid if you do not understand the sport to begin with. But, it was a Friday morning, and I was technically done working. So, I read the article, and realized I had to stand up to her bullying a brilliant sport.

So, fuck you, Ann Coulter; here’s my defense for football.

 

Ann Coulter: “Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer … The blame is dispersed and no one scores anyway.”

The fundamental concept of a team sport is being a team. When you play football, you play for something bigger than yourself. You play for your friends, your teammates, your club, or your country. You’re proud to vanish in the background if that’s what’s best for the team’s success, and that can be heroic in its own way.

Besides, your claim is invalid. There is individual glory when the goal-keeper makes a save, a striker shoots a goal, or a player excels on the field. And even while there is individual glory involved in football, by no means is it a yardstick to judge a team sport.

 

Ann Coulter: “Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in.”

First and foremost, that’s what she said. Second, the use of the word just is far from justified. But since it is clearly an expression of unintelligent bias, I’m going to let it slide.

 

Ann Coulter: “Liberal moms like soccer because it’s a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed…”

I have wanted complain about this for quite a while. I, personally, respect a sport quite a bit by its capacity to allow diversity in its athletes. This was one of the primary reasons I dismissed American Football as a sport for the longest time. Skill, to me, is far more important than strength.

The size of your body is predetermined. You can go from being a 55 kilogram skinny guy to being uber-muscular and weigh 80 kgs. But there is going to be someone who belongs to a higher weight class altogether without trying. If a sport through its very nature would make it almost impossible for an athlete of great skill to compete with a moderately skilled athlete of a higher weight class, I dismiss its claim of being a superior sport.

American Football’s primary flaw, in my opinion, is that it primarily caters to people with a larger build. Even the quarterbacks are roughly over 6′ and weigh close to a 100 kilograms (220 lbs) and above.

I have seen quite a few people of immense skill struggle to keep up with moderately skilled tall people at basketball. It is painful to see people fail simply because of genetics. But, I don’t really attack basketball all that much because it still values skill to a great extent.

The beauty of football is that it values skill over strength. A person with superior skill easily trumps a person with superior strength. It’s intelligent!

I would rather play football with a bunch of athletic girls than play American football with a bunch of overweight guys whaling on each other.

 

Ann Coulter: “No other sport ends in as many scoreless ties as soccer.”

That is a good, albeit un-researched, observation. What is your point?

 

Ann Coulter: “The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport.”

Strength and endurance are admirable traits. But I completely disagree with you when you say that the prospect of major injury is a necessity in sport. The prospect of physical harm may be inherent in many sports, but it is not a necessity.

This would fall into the pool of misconceptions about sports where people equate entertainment with greatness. I am sure you also dismiss Chess and Snooker as valid sports because, “the fuck is this shit?! No player been roundhouse kicked in their fuckin’ face in over an hour. This ain’t no sport for a man, ain’t it?!”

Getting into illicit fistfights is disgraceful, and a sign of lack of will power. It is a sign of weakness.

 

Ann Coulter: “You can’t use your hands in soccer.”

Hence the name, football. There is a whole other sport called handball out there. But I’m sure you will not like the idea of not being able to use your legs there.

Besides, the statement isn’t completely correct. You forgot about the goalkeeper.

 

Ann Coulter: “I resent the force-fed aspect of soccer.”

I’m sorry.

 

Ann Coulter: “It’s foreign.”

Yes it is. As are you. #Burn

And neither is a valid reason to hate.

 

Ann Coulter: “Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it’s European.”

I cannot vouch for all the liberals out there. But I am quite sure the love for the metric system arises due to its simplicity, and hence superiority over the imperial system. The imperial system is British. I hope you are aware of that. Not that its origin affects my judgment, but I find it highly hypocritical when some (several) people in the U.S. openly bash the British, and then (virtually) make love to the imperial system the very next second.

PS: 147.2 centimetres is actually roughly the height of my shoulder.

 

Ann Coulter: “Soccer is not catching on.”

If the number of viewers goes up by 10 people, viewership has increased even though there are millions of people in the U.S. It is catching on. What the news stories did not mention is that, and I agree with you, it is catching on slowly.

 

For your trouble, I am going to share something priceless with you – the one true valid argument against football. Diving/Simulation. Rant about that all day, and we’ll respect your opinion.

And then, we’ll play football. Because we love it!

I promised to bike as many miles as the number of likes I received on Facebook. It’s not much in comparison to some cyclists, but the 70 mile weekend was a first for me.

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Dave’s Spring Break 2014

Click on the image to magnify. If you were one of the people pictured with Dave, leave me a comment and I will try to get in touch with you and send you a copy with your face in focus. :-)

Thank you for supporting me through this. Whether it was being in the pictures, waiting patiently while I found the time to upload them, or in some other way, I appreciate the enthusiasm and energy I received from everyone who helped make Dave’s Spring Break awesome! Thank you! You’re the best!